People apparently used to be polite and TAKE THEIR FUCKING SNEAKERS OFF. No longer. When I see a porn video with shoes, I go right on by, because 99% of the time she won't take her damn shoes off.

You are getting dirt and shit and worse in my bed you proverbial whore. /rant



Okay, I guess I was wrong about the shoes, but HOLY SHIT THESE SOCKS ARE AWESOME! Some like, tight knit brown ugly plaid up in here. (Sorry for all the colloquialisms today, France.)





I don't know why Franzoesisch has nachsitzen, but apparently you have been very bad, Franzoesisch. Also, who ever heard of nachsitzen in a bowling alley? (For those who need to brush up on their German, Nachsitzen auf Franzoesisch means Detention in French.)



Also bowling.





There's socks in quite a few of these:



And all but the last of these:



God this is hot. A girl gets tit fucked in loose stripey red and white striped socks. I thought our generation invented tit fucking. Huh.



This is the first girl to shave her pussy since World War One. First girl in porn, ever.